“life will be better in spring”

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MLIA FTW!!!
a few 'posts' i read...
Today, my phone rang in school. Before the teacher could take it away, the whole room started singing along to the ringtone. I don't know whats funnier, the fact that they all know the words to "Lovestory", or that I go to an all boys school. MLIA

Today, I was buying props for the theatre I work for that is doing the show Dracula. I needed to buy 50 cloves of garlic. While waiting in line, the lady behind me asked what the garlic was for. I looked at her in all seriousness and said "the vampires are coming". She left, and came back to the line with some garlic. MLIA.

Today I was reading MLIAs while in class. I got to a particularly funny one and started laughing. Right before I laughed, my teacher told a really bad joke. I got a lollipop for being the only person who understood her humor. MLIA

About a week ago I was messing around with the hide button on Facebook. I had never "hidden" anyone so I decided to see exactly what it did and chose to hide a friend of mine who goes to my school. Ever since I hid him last Wednesday he hasn't been in school and no one knows where he is. Facebook, if you're reading this, I want my friend back. MLIA.

Today, I was playing my iPod on shuffle. The song, "This is Not the End" by The Bravery came on. The next song was "This is the End" by She Wants Revenge. It was followed by "The End." by My Chemical Romance. As soon as the songs finished, the battery promptly died. I think my iPod left a suicide note. MLIA

Yesterday, I lost my wallet at school. Today, as I arrived at my locker, I found my wallet stuck to it with duct tape and nothing was missing from it but two sticks of gum. The person left a note reading 'Found this, and I thought the gum was a good reward.' MLIA

Today, my brother had a Sex Ed class, and he had to watch a video of a woman giving birth. When he got home he came into the kitchen and told my mom, "I am SO sorry." and walked away, still looking frightened. MLIA

The other day, I got new batman sheets for my bed. When I woke up this morning my 6 year old brother randomly asked me "what color are batman's eye?" When I asked him how I was supposed to know he said,"I just figured you know that about the guy you've been sleeping with every night." My brother didn't understand why I was laughing so hard and simply said "girls are weird." MLIA

Today, the most vain, self obsessed girl in class got told off for applying makeup in class. When the teacher held his hand out to confiscate her makeup, she stuck out her bottom lip and said "But sir, without it I'll be ugly." He looked closely at her, winced and said "Yeesh, you're right, keep putting it on!" New favourite teacher...MLIA

Today I went to the bathroom at school, and when I opened the stall door, I found no toilet in the stall. Confused, I closed the door and saw a note on it that read, "Chamber of Secrets attempt #1". I have a newfound respect for my school. MLIA.

A couple days ago my dad, an avid Farmville player, left for a business trip upstate, and he's been texting me ever since. Today in class, I get a picture message of a little black sheep in the middle of a field with the caption "Must be getting close to Farmville". A couple hours later, I get another text saying "HOLY HELL IT EXISTS!", along with a picture of a sign that read "Welcome to Farmville, VA". MLIA

Today while taking a vocabulary test, I was on question 69. Naturally, I chuckled and looked at the question. The word in the question meant "inappropriate and obscene" I chuckled again, and my teacher looked at me and winked. MLIA

The other day my little sister asked me what a virgin was. I quickly told her that it was another way to say turtle. Today, she decided to blurt out to the family at dinner that she now wants a pet virgin for her birthday.MLIA

A couple days ago, my theology teacher was explaining about how things can't just pop out of nowhere. As an example, he said, "If two elves go into the enchanted forest, five elves can't come out." A girl raised her hand and said, "Well it depends on how long they were in the forest." Thank you, Ahern. MLIA

Today, while sitting on the steps of a library, a very attractive girl with an eyepatch walked by. As she was walking by, she smiled at me and winked. Excited, I went and told my friend about it. She then reminded me that a person wearing an eyepatch 'winks' when they blink. I'm still not sure what happened. MLIA

Today I drove by a billboard for an upscale venue advertising its availability for formal dances. I don't think the wording could have been any more awkward: "Hold your balls here." I've been laughing about it all day. MLIA

Today, I overheard someone asking someone else why Dick was a nickname for Richard. My name is Richard Shaver. I finally understand why every single person who has ever learned my name giggled uncontrollably for ten minutes. MLIA

Today, a telemarketer called. I handed the phone to my 3 year old cousin and told her to sing happy birthday. When she was done I put the phone to my ear and heard the telemarketer asking "How did you know?" MLIA

Today, I got a call from the video rental place asking my permission to let my teenage son and his friend rent some R rated movies. I said yes that would be fine. I'm 16 and have no children. You're welcome fellow teenagers. MLIA

for the 6th one...i wudnt be suprised if rachel was the person hu found da wallet...;P
thats all 4 now...
might post some l8r...